A few recent comments by Annie Bea:

Annie: Daddy, how old are you?
Jason: 42.
(She stares blankly.)
Annie: What does that even mean?

(Setting up a play store. I am Annie’s first customer.)
Annie: Here, mom. You can buy this remote control cuz I know how you like to control things.

Annie: Can I have a prize?
Me: Well, you need to earn it. What kind of prize do you want to earn?
Annie: A car. A real car.
Me: Oh, yeah? Do you have a license?
Annie: Yes.

(Talking about her upcoming birthday.)
Annie: For my birthday, all I want is a cake.
Me: Ok!
Annie: And all of the beautiful things.

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