Help Me, Webster

Annie Bea: Mom, what does “mysterious” mean?
Me: It means you don’t know what it is. It’s unknown. It’s an enigma.

Annie Bea: Mom, what does “enigma” mean?
Me: It’s like something that leaves you perplexed. It’s puzzling.

Annie Bea: Mom, what does “puzzling” mean?
Me: It means you can’t figure it out. It’s mysterious.

Shit, we’re back on mysterious.

Annie Bea: And boobs are inappropriate, right mom?
Me: No, they’re not inappropriate. They’re mysterious.

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