Brace yourselves. I just read about the latest fashion trend and, trust me, you’re going to throw up.

Nostril hair extensions.

I know. Go throw up. I’ll wait.

Now, I want to believe that I’ll grow into a mother who lets her daughter express her own sense of style. But if I pick Annie Bea up from the salon one day and she has long, artificial hairs fanning out of her nose, I will lose it. I will throw up and lose it.

What ever happened to good, old-fashioned tongue piercings?

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