Overheard this morning.
Grady: Annie, do you know what a trademark is?
Annie Bea: No.
Grady: You DON’T? Oh, Annie. This is important.
Annie Bea: What is a trader?
Grady: No. It’s a trademark. And a trademark is an evil pig.
Annie Bea: An evil pig?
Grady: Yes, and if you’re not good… you will get trademarked. That’s when the evil pig comes to your house and trades everything you have for things with marks on them.
Attention all businesses, inventions, logos and slogans. You’ve been trademarked. Beware of the evil pig.