Onions

Onions make Jason gag and dry heave and, if they’re crunchy enough, projectile vomit.

It’s important to know these little details about your significant other so that when you have a fight, you never have to go to bed angry. You just make his favorite egg salad, load it up with onions and kiss him goodnight.

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