Onions make Jason gag and dry heave and, if they’re crunchy enough, projectile vomit.

It’s important to know these little details about your significant other so that when you have a fight, you never have to go to bed angry. You just make his favorite egg salad, load it up with onions and kiss him goodnight.

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