Me and My Mop

Last Friday at 6 AM, I woke up to go to the gym. On my way out of the house, I discovered a new body of water running through the kitchen and dining room. A water line had broken. Oh joy.

So, I immediately began following OCD protocol.
Freak out. Mop. Yell at people.
Freak out. Mop. Yell at people.
Freak out. Mop. Yell at people.

Eventually, Grady and Annie Bea stuck their heads out of their bedrooms. They saw mommy freaking out, mopping and yelling at people (people = Jason). And they saw daddy mopping, eye-rolling and flip flopping through the water.

Grady: What happened?
Me: It’s a leak. Don’t come out here.
Grady: Are you ok mom?
Me: Yeah, why?
Grady: This doesn’t look good. When was the last time you held a mop?

Oh no he didn’t.

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