Annie Bea: Mom, what is a bra?
Ugh, this is one of those questions that I obviously know the answer to but I for some reason I can’t put it into words.
Me: It’s like… A bra is like something you wear when you grow up and your boobs get bigger. You know, it holds ’em steady.
Annie Bea: It holds your boobs steady?
Hold’ ’em steady? Who am I, John Wayne?