Armadillos and Coconuts

Coming home from the gym one morning, I found an armadillo crossing the street in front of our house. An armadillo! Not something you see every day. So, I ran inside to tell my family the exciting discovery I’d just made.

Me: You guys! I just saw an armadillo in front of our house. Do you even know what an armadillo is? Where’s daddy? Jaaaaaason! Come out here. I just saw an armadillo.

Jason comes into the kitchen looking confused.

Jason: Is that what that was? I threw a coconut at it.
Me: What?
Jason: Yeah, it was in our backyard and Hammy was barking like crazy. I thought it was a raccoon. So I went out and threw a coconut at it.

Huh. Interesting.