This morning I woke up next to Annie Bea instead of Jason. As I was wondering where my darling hubby went, I checked my phone and saw that he sent me a text at 12:38 AM. It was just a picture.
Clearly, Annie Bea snuck into bed with us and pushed Jason overboard. (I, on the other hand, was being very respectful of everyone’s space.)
So I was about to get up and go find out where Jason actually slept last night when I heard this conversation down the hall between him and Grady.
Grady: Oh man.
Jason: What’s wrong, bud?
Grady: My penis is up again.
Jason: Yeah, that happens in the morning.
Grady: Just in the morning?