Unrecognizable

I was trying to use my phone to pay for a coffee this morning when a notification popped up: Face Not Recognized.

Tell me about it.

So I screamed at the barista to clean up the mess she made. I told her I don’t have time to sit here all day waiting for her to get her shit together. And then I counted to three before putting her in timeout.

My phone immediately recognized me and the payment went through.

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