4:09 AM

It’s 4:09 AM and I just finished feeding Annie. She’s sleeping peacefully… And now she’s awake. Damn pacifier. Would it be harmful to crazy glue the pacifier to her lips? I can’t find that topic in any of the baby…

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Everyone’s Got One

When it comes to babies and their poop, every parent’s got a story. With Grady, the story was when his poop rolled out of the diaper and behind the changing table and I consciously decided I would “get it later.”…

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Going to the Doctor

As if I have to preface this post with such information… But having an infant at home makes everyone very tired. And incredibly stupid. Annie has a doctor’s appointment this afternoon. I just left the house to go to the…

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Snakes and Waterfalls

Annie doesn’t just poop and call it a day. Pooping is more of a process. She does it in segments. So once it starts I just let her lay down on a mat naked and wait for her to get…

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Fo Da Toots

I bought a teething ring for Annie at Target. While checking out, the cashier (a 60-something woman with a thick foreign accent) comments on my purchase. Cashier: Oh wow! Fo da toots? Me: Huh? Cashier: Da toots. Dis es fo…

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Big Bro

As far as big brothers go, Grady is the best. He is so sweet and loving with Annie Bea. He kisses her, rocks her, retrieves her pacifiers and notifies me of her status constantly. Grady: Mommy, baby Annie needs a…

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Sleep

Yesterday I called the doctor because Annie was sleeping too much. I think she overheard my conversation because last night she switched gears and woke up every 2.5 hours like a newborn should. This morning I looked at the clock…

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A Gold Star

Ok. I’m back. For the moment. So our little girl arrived on Monday, June 10th 2013 at 12:38 PM weighing 6 pounds and 14 ounces. Annie Bea Levine is an angel. She is an excellent sleeper. A super pooper. And…

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Heartburn

They say that if a pregnant woman has a lot of heartburn then her baby-to-be will be born with a lot of hair. If that’s the case, I’m expecting something along these lines.

I’m Sorry

I think maybe I need to apologize to my unborn little girl. I’ve been complaining soooo much about this pregnancy and now I think maybe she’s scared of me and refusing to come out because she thinks I’m some grumpy…

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