Dog Dog Dog Dog

Dog Dog Dog Dog. That’s what I am hearing from the other room. And unfortunately, it’s not Grady saying the word. It’s a book that speaks when you push buttons. And it’s Hammy operating the buttons. He’s pawing at the…

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Conehead

Hammy has been licking his butthole raw. I don’t know how else to put it. Grady thinks this is hysterical. So much so that he’s tried to join in the licking. Talk about being proud of your son. Other kids…

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Coyote?

Of all the things I expected to encounter on my walk with Hammy, a coyote was not on the list. Thank God I didn’t have Grady with me. Because, the neurotic freak that I am, I had to google coyotes…

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500 Dollars Later

Sure we have all been to the vet and felt like we are being taken for a ride. They tell you your dog needs this or that or this and that plus this and extra that. And we agree to…

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Lucky Dog

It’s hard to lose the weight after you have a baby. The hardest part is not snacking off of Grady’s food. Sometimes I wish I was a dog. They’re so lucky. Someone’s always standing behind them screaming, “Off! No! Don’t…

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Behind Bars

I think Grady is crate training himself. He’s got 4.5 million toys and yet he chooses to play in the dog crate. For hours. Me: Grady, want to play with your cool firetruck? Or read a book? Grady: Nah. I’d…

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Totally Pissed

Today both Hammy and Grady pissed on the carpet. What are the odds…

Ew

We are getting our carpets cleaned on Friday. What? That’s not exciting? Well, this morning Hammy was barking like a… dog. I know that means he has to go out and do a major number two. Me: Jason, take Hammy…

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Second Child Syndrome

I wonder if Grady has “second child syndrome?” Ham Sandwich is technically our first born. We love him like a child. So I wonder if Grady understands that and feels like a second child. And, therefore, if we have another…

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Trading Places

Grady thinks he’s Hammy. Hammy thinks he’s Grady.