Vet Visit

We are sitting in the waiting area at the vet’s office. Grady reaches into the basket under the stroller, pulls out a baggie and shouts, “Snack!” It was a bag of Ham’s poop from yesterday’s walk. Shit.

A Nice Stroll

It was so sunny out today. I was fooled. I bundled Grady up, put him in the stroller, strapped on Hammy’s leash and set out for a nice stroll. A nice freakin’ freezing stroll. I just hope all the neighbors…

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Poop Scoopin’

When the sitter arrived this morning, I raced out the door to walk Hammy before jetting off to work. As I looped the park, Hammy pooped. No big surprise. Then he pooped again. Surprise. I had only grabbed one bag…

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There’s something disturbing and gross and (again) disturbing about your dog humping your toddler. I don’t know what it is. But it’s something.

Middle Aged

Just took Hammy to the vet for his wellness exam. Hammy is 4.5-years-old and the vet said he is now middle aged. Middle aged? When did that happen? I remember when he was just a little pup chewing on my…

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Found this beautiful display this morning. In case you’re wondering why I have dog breath. Not funny, Grady.

Poor Hammy

Hammy was in the crate this morning because he can’t be trusted when Grady is eating at his level. So after Grady finished his banana, he took off his diaper, walked over to the crate and peed on Hammy. Way…

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Stop Staring at Me

How am I supposed to get any work done when I have these two kids staring at me all day? Grady: Mom, come home and play with us. Hammy: Mom, come home and feed us.

It’s Ok, Hammy

Tonight I couldn’t get Hammy to stop barking. Just when I was ready to grab him by the neck and drag him to the crate, Grady ran over to Hammy and pet him gently and gave him a hug. It…

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Dog Dog Dog Dog

Dog Dog Dog Dog. That’s what I am hearing from the other room. And unfortunately, it’s not Grady saying the word. It’s a book that speaks when you push buttons. And it’s Hammy operating the buttons. He’s pawing at the…

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