306 East 18th Street

Ah, the fourth floor walk up on 18th Street. I miss it. I miss so many things about New York. I simply LOVE being a New Yorker. The kind of person that orders groceries online and huffs and puffs at…

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If She Can Do It…

I can do it. I mean, come on. How did the cave women do it? They didn’t have the “My Little Lamb Swing.” So maybe they rocked their baby-cave-people themselves. Fine. But they probably didn’t have chiropractors or deep tissue…

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Baby Relay

Sometimes I feel like the day is one loooooonnng relay race. We wake up and I bust through the “starting line” with Grady. Change diapers, make bottles, empty bottles, make new bottles, change more diapers, walk the dog, make the…

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Tick Tock

Some friends pointed out a real truth last night. Us moms simply cannot wait for days when we get a sitter for a few hours. Time to ourselves. Time to pamper, relax or just get a few things done. But…

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Sometimes You Just Gotta Scratch

There I am. Waiting for a table at our local breakfast joint. I’ve got Grady, a diaper bag, my purse and… an itch on my right butt cheek. So I scratch it. Right there in public. People are standing behind…

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I Didn’t See Anything

Have you ever pretended not to see your baby pee on the changing pad cover because you’re too tired to do another load of laundry so you just let it dry and convince yourself that the entire situation isn’t disgusting…

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That Will Never Be Me

I have nothing in common with this woman. Except that I stay at home, cook, do laundry, clean, make bottles and burp a baby. Other than that… we are like oil and water. I’ll bet you a million dollars she…

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Everyone Go To Sleep

Sometimes I am so tired that I look around at people and wonder, why aren’t you all at home sleeping in your warm, comfy beds? Like the old lady out for an afternoon stroll. I think to myself, “What’s your…

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Advice

My advice to all moms is to not listen to everyone’s advice. While I know people mean well and they’re all just trying to help, I have to say… I truly believe that a mother just knows what her baby…

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Longest Show on Earth

When you have a baby a 60 minute show can last anywhere from 60 minutes (you should be so lucky) to two days. I turned on an episode of Boardwalk Empire this morning at 8 am. It’s been 8 hours…

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