Jump Jump Jump

Dear God… Thank you for the bouncy swing thing. Grady jumps in it for an hour and a half and then sleeps for 12 hours. You are a very very good God. Love Nicole

Twice?

I think I posted about this before which means TWICE I have spent the day lolly gagging around town with my pants on backwards. I went for lunch, got a mani/pedi, did some shopping, went for a walk… with my…

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Carry On Bag

You can tell a lot about someone by what they put in their carry on bag for a flight. Mine used to consist of sudoku puzzles, movies, music, three or four trash magazines, a book, some anxiety pills and lipgloss.…

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Baby For Sale

Just went to Target for some odds and ends. Grady had a meltdown and was screaming like a champ. But I was determined to get through the store and get what I needed. As I passed some ladies in the…

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306 East 18th Street

Ah, the fourth floor walk up on 18th Street. I miss it. I miss so many things about New York. I simply LOVE being a New Yorker. The kind of person that orders groceries online and huffs and puffs at…

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If She Can Do It…

I can do it. I mean, come on. How did the cave women do it? They didn’t have the “My Little Lamb Swing.” So maybe they rocked their baby-cave-people themselves. Fine. But they probably didn’t have chiropractors or deep tissue…

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Baby Relay

Sometimes I feel like the day is one loooooonnng relay race. We wake up and I bust through the “starting line” with Grady. Change diapers, make bottles, empty bottles, make new bottles, change more diapers, walk the dog, make the…

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Tick Tock

Some friends pointed out a real truth last night. Us moms simply cannot wait for days when we get a sitter for a few hours. Time to ourselves. Time to pamper, relax or just get a few things done. But…

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Sometimes You Just Gotta Scratch

There I am. Waiting for a table at our local breakfast joint. I’ve got Grady, a diaper bag, my purse and… an itch on my right butt cheek. So I scratch it. Right there in public. People are standing behind…

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I Didn’t See Anything

Have you ever pretended not to see your baby pee on the changing pad cover because you’re too tired to do another load of laundry so you just let it dry and convince yourself that the entire situation isn’t disgusting…

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