Some Guy’s Shirt

My grandfather always wore flannel shirts. Even in the summer, he wore plaid printed short sleeve shirts that you could easily mistake for flannel shirts. His closet was FULL of flannel shirts. So when he passed away, my mom gave…

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Cheese? What?

It’s late at night. We are going to bed. I find a dried, hard, cheesy noodle in the sheets. Me: There’s macaroni and cheese in our bed. Jason: Who? Me: Macaroni and cheese. Jason: What’s that? Me: There is macaroni…

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Moments of Weakness

It’s hard to say that we are done having kids. We are probably done. But maybe we’re not. I mean, most likely yes. But there could be a third? Right? No. Definitely not. But maybe. It’s rare that you find…

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Arts & Crafts

I made a pumpkin for Grady to decorate. Thought I was being a good mom until Jason walked in the room and said, “Is it phallic art class time?”

Luncheta

Last night we were preparing Grady for his first day at camp. Since our furniture and boxes have YET to arrive from Boston, Jason set out to buy him a new lunch box. Sounds simple? Not unless you are fluent…

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Happy Father’s Day!

As many people know, when I am in the car without the kids I only listen to the SiriusXM comedy channel. Today they had a lot of comedians doing bits about dads for Father’s Day. One comedian’s joke made me…

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A Normal Family

It’s been 7.5 months since Jason and I have lived together as a normal family. Most families would never even consider the possibility of such an idea. But Jason and I can’t stand each other so it was a perfect…

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See?

I am in Miami doing some house hunting and preschool touring. Everyone speaks Spanish. And by everyone, I mean everyone. Except for Jason and I. However, Jason is constantly being mistaken as having Latino blood. His dark complexion and black…

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Just a Minute

Jason is working from home for a few weeks and I have picked up a ton of freelance assignments recently. So we are both in the house trying to get an hour here and there to escape from the kids…

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Daddy Daycare

I hurt my back. So bad that I ended up in the ER yesterday. I haven’t been able to walk since Saturday… which means it’s been Jason running the show around the house. Daddy Daycare. We’ve got a sink full…

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