Tinkerbell

Ok, I understand how people can confuse baby boys for girls and vice versa. However, today I encountered a very mind boggling situation at the Disney Store in the mall. Me: Do you have any Halloween costumes for infants? Lady:…

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A Year Ago Today

A year ago today I thought to myself, “Hmmm, I’m only two days late but I just have a feeling…” So I get in the shower and try to ignore the feeling but it won’t go away. I shout to…

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Yummy Toes

Grady has started scrunching up his legs, grabbing his toes and trying to eat them. It’s so darn cute. Why? I don’t know. If I found Jason lying in bed with his toes in his mouth I’d probably pack my…

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Sometimes You Just Gotta Scratch

There I am. Waiting for a table at our local breakfast joint. I’ve got Grady, a diaper bag, my purse and… an itch on my right butt cheek. So I scratch it. Right there in public. People are standing behind…

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First Wish

Grady lost an eyelash and so I helped him make his first wish. I don’t know what he asked the heavens for but if it was for his mom to be covered in spit up while getting everyone in the…

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Old MacDonald

I don’t want to say that Grady has a bad sense of humor but I’m a little concerned with how completely hysterical he finds the song “Old MacDonald!” I sing “With a moo moo here and a moo moo there…”…

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I Didn’t See Anything

Have you ever pretended not to see your baby pee on the changing pad cover because you’re too tired to do another load of laundry so you just let it dry and convince yourself that the entire situation isn’t disgusting…

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