Babysitting Tears

So I came home one day and the babysitter was sitting on the couch holding Grady… crying. Of course I was concerned and ran over to see Grady and find out what was wrong. The babysitter is a 50-something woman…

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What a Piece of Shit

I’ve never been so excited to see poop in my life. Grady pooped. After hours of screaming and crying and me trying any trick in the book to get him to this point. I see it coming and I am…

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Push!

There’s nothing sadder than a constipated baby. Unless you’re the mother of a constipated baby.

Grady’s Playlist

Top Ten Songs We Sing to Grady:   10. No Grady No Cry 9. Gradytrain to Georgia 8. You Light Up My Life (Lyrics changed to “You keep us up nights…”) 7. It’s Been a Rough Couple Weeks of My…

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Open House

Ever try moving from NYC to Boulder, CO whilst pregnant, buying a home, settling in and then having a baby whilst deciding to move to Miami, FL? You should try it. It’s way fun. Today we are having an open…

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Boob, I Mean Baby Nurse

Just spoke to the baby nurse. Wanted to reserve her for a night when Jason will be out of town so I have some help. She has to check with her doctor because that might be the day she’s getting…

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Two Little Molecules

Nicole: “Jason, be serious for a minute. Isn’t it incredible that two little molecules come together and form a life. Like, our two little molecules created Grady.” Jason: “He looks a lot more like me so clearly my molecule did…

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Romantic Daddy

Jason: “If anything happens to you and you die, I am remarrying immediately because I can’t do this alone. Ok?”

Pee Pee Tee Pees

Have you seen them? They are small fabric “tents” that you place over Grady’s “pee pee” while he’s on the changing table so he doesn’t spray you by surprise. Brilliant idea. Problem is they are not water resistant. So after…

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