Old MacDonald

I don’t want to say that Grady has a bad sense of humor but I’m a little concerned with how completely hysterical he finds the song “Old MacDonald!” I sing “With a moo moo here and a moo moo there…”…

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I Didn’t See Anything

Have you ever pretended not to see your baby pee on the changing pad cover because you’re too tired to do another load of laundry so you just let it dry and convince yourself that the entire situation isn’t disgusting…

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I Was Wrong

I thought I could never be more tired than I was when Grady was first born. Turns out I was dead wrong. Jason has a bone infection which required surgery over the weekend. He is ok but needs 6 weeks…

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That Will Never Be Me

I have nothing in common with this woman. Except that I stay at home, cook, do laundry, clean, make bottles and burp a baby. Other than that… we are like oil and water. I’ll bet you a million dollars she…

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Everyone Go To Sleep

Sometimes I am so tired that I look around at people and wonder, why aren’t you all at home sleeping in your warm, comfy beds? Like the old lady out for an afternoon stroll. I think to myself, “What’s your…

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Advice

My advice to all moms is to not listen to everyone’s advice. While I know people mean well and they’re all just trying to help, I have to say… I truly believe that a mother just knows what her baby…

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Longest Show on Earth

When you have a baby a 60 minute show can last anywhere from 60 minutes (you should be so lucky) to two days. I turned on an episode of Boardwalk Empire this morning at 8 am. It’s been 8 hours…

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Judas

Grady has become fascinated by his hands. He looks at his fingers with love and adoration. He plays with them, talks to them and sucks on them. Those ten fingers are his ten nearest and dearest friends. But when the…

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Up in the Air with a Baby

Jason and I could have easily filed for divorce at the security line in the airport. Talk about stress. We’ve got a stroller, a car seat, a bjorn, a diaper bag, a formula bag, a computer, a purse and… a…

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